This new accession is so full of jokes it's not funny. No, wait, it is wicked funny!
Before I revised my collection policy to "paper only," my ruler collection had almost 40 different fish-measure examples, both legitimate fishing tools and fish-measurement jokes. Apparently, people who catch fish like to exaggerate the size of the things they catch?
These two new rulers arrived on Thursday, a gift from my friends Sharon Cruce Pattison and Todd Pattison. Both rulers are the same, and both are in excellent condition. Each one is an advertisement/give-away for Robert O. Holley hardware and appliances in Pulteney, New York (Steuben County, on the shores of Keuka Lake), but also a nail file, and a Ruler Joke both in text and image: the RULE-OR-FILE says 12 inches but actually measures 5 1/4 inches.
I am very lucky to have such generous friends. (Both extremely talented, too!)
Gift -- Sharon Cruce Pattison and Todd Pattison -- received 21 November 2024
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